Monday, August 10, 2009

Born. Again.

Last week an esteemed Doctor/Lawyer/Real Estate Agent Orly Taitz, produced stunning evidence that our so-called President was actually born in Kenya. Thus proving the claim of the "Birthers" that we had been duped and that our government had been hijacked African posers.

As I was on the phone to U-Haul, preparing to move my family to Saskatchewan, I began to have a nagging feeling of deja-vu.

Then it struck me that I had fallen victim to documents forged in Africa once before.

I received an e-mail from a diplomat who hailed from the Ivory Coast. He promised me $7 million if I helped him transfer funds out of his country. I agreed to assist him if he agreed to address me as Mr. Heywood Jablomi. He did. He even produced this incredibly authentic looking certificate from the Minister of Finance.

Suffice to say, the money never arrived. And construction on my own private underground grotto came to a grinding halt.

Word of warning regarding African documentation, Ms. Taitz. As our former President and natural born citizen George W. Bush said, "Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me...well, you can't get fooled again."


Gassman said...

Ah, yes. My favorite usage of an almost lyric by The Who.

glasgowdick said...

And one can never get tired of Heywood Jablomi.

Abbatiello said...

Viagra Hey Wood. All birthers must unite around the truth.. . which would make them all extint.