Friday, March 6, 2009

Sticks and stonings.

Bumper sticker spotted on the car in front of me.

Has moral equivalency gotten this out of hand?

Because if the terrorists had their way, you, Miss Flouty McRightflouter, would not have the freedom to ride around in a car and express your political views via a bumper sticker. Those freedoms were secured by the big army.

Furthermore, you --or anyone of your gender -- would not not be behind the wheel of a 2005 Chevy Malibu. You'd be schlepping your groceries home, tethered to a donkey.

And because you are not wearing a burka, those same terrorists would drag you from the front seat, strap you to a pole and stone you to death for seductively teasing me with your luscious, uncovered hairy upper lip.